Thairand... lady boys, and ah the beach...

ALright it worked... i got a photo in here... wicked.. now to pick up where i left off...

Arrived in Ko SAMui and slept the whole day, was told by this aussie couple to check out the Green Mango and a couple of other bars as well on the car ride back to the "resort" (hardly a resort, more like a couple of bungalows and a pool quite similar to gee's). But the main objective right then was sleep.

So i did and started walking the streets later that night... walked about 500m and felt like groundhog day every 100m... a suit store, an internet cafe, a DVD stall, a diesel shop, and a trinket store, and a bar or restaurant. then the cycle would start again. AMAZING!!! how do these people compete, they all sell the same stuff. hmmm, maybe that's why they haggle.

Spent the next couple of days just relaxing on the beach and i booked in a snorkelling and kayaking trip hoping to meet some young tourists and take in the sites of the surrounding islands... The sites were breathtaking, tropical fish that would swim up and eat out of your hands, coral of bright pinks and blues and a rock formation of a praying monkey, very cool. But alas no young tourists... it seems late May is the time for 35 plus type couples to travel. Ah well, when the frisbee came out on the beach, i dominated!!! speckies on 50 year old ladies. oh yeah. just kidding. they were 60.

WEnt to the beach party on the Wednesday and met some crazy canadian dude and drank with him and his mates and played alot of pool. Not much of a party so i made my own fun with the magna doodle, the best travelling companion ever!!!

Needed the day to recover so after staying at this cool resort for the day, i watched some movies in my room, they had a channel that just played movies 24-7... brilliant.

Booked a flying fox adventure on the thurs arvo and that was awesome.. got some killer footage of that. Flying through the jungle over waterfalls about 80m up. very cool.

Went out drinking with BeeBee (the lady from the internet cafe across the road from hotel) and her friends on friday night... It was all fun and games (magna doodle), until mills sings in the restaurant after laeving the green mango. why oh why did i have tequilla (lisa i don't know how you drink it?)... So the end result was me falling asleep on BeeBee's back as she drove me home on my vespa, only waking to vomit on the moving gravel beneath. hmmm i think the drink was called a KAMIKAZE... correct, instant death. well that's what it felt like the next day.

But got up and lay by the pool the next day. No such thing as a hang over when there is a beach and hot weather... Plus had told Juan (this dude from spain i met) that i would go see the lady boy show with him the next night. So that's what we did. So funny... anyone that has seen it will tell you that the costumes are amazing, the boob jobs, superb, and the lip syncing, so so funny, along with the choreography, a great nite out... There was this one fat drag queen, sang a song out of "Chicago", brilliant.

For the encore the host came into the crowd and dragged some unsuspecting guys out of their seats and told them to go back stage, lucky me, got chosen and had to strip off and change into a dress and wig... very hot. got to see some weird stuff back there. cock and tits on different bodies not so weird... but on the same body? Help me.

7 of the most hairy, non feminine drag queens took to the stage and when that curtain went up, wow, magic... I think everybody knows i can't dance, well, in a dress, even worse, i was trying to act sexy, not so good either. but it was hilarious until some "Millsy, im gonna publish these photos!" came out of the crowd. excellent.

Ok i gotta get going...

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